I frickin' hate these things.
Way to reverse years of female achievement. Yeah, I get it. You spray this skunk-smelling dreck all over yourself, hired models find you attractive (for $1000/hour).
Evidently, women can't control themselves when they smell it. At first, I thought it was just the usual boneheaded American, Abercrombie & Fitch wearing fratboy mentality, but they've been producing these ads worldwide since 2003 or so, and they keep getting worse.
Current ad: Thousands of girls chase man spraying Axe on self at beach.
Allow me to share some current slogans for the product:
- The current advertising tagline for Axe (Lynx) in the UK is "Spray more. Get more."
- The current advertising tagline for Axe in South Africa is "Get a girlfriend."(From Wikipedia)
Because they're still making less than the men.
Try spending more than a second on this site without vomiting:
Naturally, there are now ads for Tag body spray that rip off the Axe ads.
Yeah, the loading screen says "Mojo loading". Good Lord.
p.s. Read this for a laugh: